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Why don’t ants get sick?

They have antibodies

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1. Obi Wan Kenobi has opened a Cafe in Amsterdam

It's called The High Ground

2. What did one flatbread say to the other?

It’s naan of your business.

3. Charity

Wife: I want to donate my clothes to poor starving people. Husband: If they can fit in your clothes, they’re not starving. His funeral is Tuesday

4. My cat just sniffed my phone

I said, "It's not a smellphone!"

5. When did Vikings have sex?

When they were horny

6. I asked my freshman programmer friend what kind of algorithms she's learning in school. She replied:

>!Oh, all sorts!!!<

7. Native American culture

Did you know that the Native Americans used to carry around two outhouse tents wherever they travelled? They called one the tee-pee, and the other one the too-poo

8. Tattoo Parlor

I recently lost my job and so have been researching new careers. I've decided to open a tattoo parlor where women can flash me for a discount. I'm going to call it "Tit for Tat."

9. three logicians walk into a bar

The barkeeper asks: "Do you all want beer?" The first one answers: "I don't know." The second one answers: "I don't know." The third one answers: "Yes!"

10. Why did the dentist and the manicurist get a divorce?

Because they were fighting tooth and nail.

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